PRE-LAUNCH — FIRST EDITIONS IN EDITORIAL REVIEW. DEMO ARTICLES ARE LABELED PREVIEWS, NOT REAL NEWS.
Saturday, October 31, 2026 · Miami, FloridaLatest publication: Oct 31, 2026, 9:30 AM ET

Miami's wildest stories. We bring the receipts.

Vol. 1 · Preview EditionMiami-Dade County, FloridaDocument-led · Editor-approved · Receipts attached

Miami's Wildest Stories. We Bring the Receipts.

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The Miami Dirt is in pre-launch. Our first editions are in editorial review. The stories below are clearly labeled preview layouts with fictional demo copy — they show the format, not real reporting. No story about a real business or person publishes here until an editor has verified the underlying records. Latest publication timestamp: Oct 31, 2026, 9:30 AM ET (preview content).

Today's DirtThe lead story
The Carlyle hotel's neon sign glowing at night on Ocean Drive, Miami Beach
Preview layout

PREVIEW: The Only in Miami Story Format, Demonstrated

DEMO COPY — a fictional preview layout showing how an Only in Miami story will look. No real incident, business, or person is described.

Wynwood · Oct 31, 2026, 9:30 AM ET · 3 min read

Read it — receipts inside

Photo: Radomianin (Public domain), via Wikimedia Commons — stock/conceptual illustration.

Inside Today's Dirt
  1. PREVIEW: The Only in Miami Story Format, Demonstrated — Wynwood
  2. PREVIEW: How Dirty Business Stories Will Be Built — Brickell
  3. PREVIEW: After Hours, The Receipts-First Way — Miami Beach
  4. PREVIEW: Inside The Receipt Room (Weekly Investigation Slot) — Downtown Miami
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Mugshots of the DayThree bookings · three stories · receipts attached

Today's trio is in the desk queue. Every morning the desk reads the county booking records and picks the three with a story in them — the place-specific, only-in-Miami ones first. Picks publish only after an editor approves them, booking photo and official record in hand. See how Mugshots of the Day works →

Presumed innocent. Arrested is not convicted. All persons shown are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Charges shown are as booked and may be changed or dropped.

Shut Down Last NightThe dirtiest inspection in Miami yesterday

Last night's crown is in the inspection queue. Every day the desk reads the official DBPR inspection reports and crowns the dirtiest one — findings quoted from the report, the business invited to respond, and the day's other emergency closures listed beside it. Nothing runs until an editor approves it with the report in hand. See how Shut Down Last Night works →

Snapshot, not a sentence. An inspection is a snapshot of conditions on the day of the visit — it is not a grade of a restaurant on any other day. Findings below are quoted from the official Florida DBPR inspection report.

The CheckMiami's most outrageous receipt of the day

No crowned check yet — send us yours. Readers send the receipts that made their eyes water; our desk cross-checks them against the business's published menu prices, redacts everything personal, and crowns one winner a day. The first crown publishes the day a real check clears verification. Send Us THE CHECK →

The Biggest ScoreThe biggest theft of the day — ranked by verified value

No crowned score yet today. The Score is crowned only when the dollar value sits in an official record the desk holds — an affidavit, a report, a filing. Some days that number never lands, and we never inflate one to fill the slot. See how The Biggest Score works →

Presumed innocent. A charge is not a conviction. Anyone charged in connection with a Score story is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Charges shown are as booked and may be changed or dropped.

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Only in Miami

Bizarre verified incidents and local absurdities — documented, not rumored.

→ PREVIEW: The Only in Miami Story Format, Demonstrated

Dirty Business

Documented business disputes, lawsuits, licensing issues, closures, and deals.

→ PREVIEW: How Dirty Business Stories Will Be Built

After Hours

Nightlife, clubs, parties, noise disputes, venue licensing, and shutdowns.

→ PREVIEW: After Hours, The Receipts-First Way

The Receipt Room

Document-led reporting and deeper investigations. Every claim, sourced.

→ PREVIEW: Inside The Receipt Room (Weekly Investigation Slot)

Weekly Investigation — The Receipt Room

Real published (non-preview) stories so far: 0. We would rather show an honest zero than invent a headline.

By NeighborhoodYour block, your dirt

Readers check what's going on in their neighborhood — so every neighborhood in Miami-Dade gets its own desk page: its real jurisdiction, the records we track there, and its stories the day the documents land. The desk sweeps all of them daily.

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